##"I Solve Problems"
Winston Wolf is the epitome of "No shit action" - someone who doesn't equivocate, he just knows what to do to right a wrong situation. He steps in, takes command, and "fixes" other people's problems - often getting right in their face in the process.
If you haven't watched Pulp Fiction recently - you owe it to yourself. One of the great movies of all time and a true tribute to the best filmmakers of our era: Scorcese and Kubrik.
In our industry there are many "Wolf" types that get paid a lot of money to fix a broken situation.
I wanted to capture one of these people at work for Tekpub's Full Throttle series, and I think we pulled it off...
I know a number of people who are "Specialists" - they get paid to mentor, kickoff, or fix based on their years of knowledge or experience in a given area.
Oren Eine (Ayende) is one of those people.
Oren is asked to consult for a large number of projects - sometimes to help out, sometimes to fix a completely broken situation. In truth I've always wondered what it would be like to sit in one of those meetings - to hear how he handles clients when they're in the deepest of trouble.
So I asked him if he would do a Tekpub episode with me with a simple premise: I want him to integrate an online payment service - something like PayPal or Chargify.
He agreed. Which was nice of him. Then we started recording and I began to abuse him... which wasn't so nice of me.
"Then I Don't Care About Anything Right Now"
At about 40 seconds into recording - I hit him with it:>Our site's offline and we're not receiving orders. We're losing money by the minute and I need you to fix it. RIGHT NOW!
Oren had no idea I was going to do this to him. I promise you that.
What do you think Oren's response to that would be? If you
read his blog you know he's rather outspoken about many things. I wasn't sure if he was going to yell at me, hang up and walk away, or insist on methodically fixing the problem with tests and some type of DD.
Instead - he did something that shouldn't have surprised me: he calmly started taking notes in an effort to understand what I needed, and then said "then I don't care about anything right now..." and he proceeded to crack out some of the most beautiful code I've ever seen.
I have expected him to ask me for another delicious cup of coffee (Pulp Fiction reference)...
A Master At Work
It might be hard to believe - but I didn't give Oren any hints about what I wanted him to do. He just did it. He's written systems like this in the past - sure - but to watch him roll this out right off the top of his head, going full speed with Resharper - it was a treat.
Especially interesting to me was that he
never once used Google.
He wrote up an asynchronous queuing system on top of RavenDB, complete with logging and order management - all in just over an hour.
If you've ever wanted to see a master at work, this is your chance.